Natasha Lyonne Turned Herself In


You might remember her as the 'sexy' chick from American Pie 2. A warrant for her arrest was issued in January, after she missed 4 court hearings on charges such as "criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing." she turned herself in yesterday. Here comes the biggie.. after these accusations, she threatened to sexually molest her neighbour's dog and ripped a mirror of his wall during an argument, back in 2004. Hmm.. some mental disorders maybe?

Okay so you threaten a dog with sexual assault, then what do you do? Turn yourself in or change your identity? If you turn yourself in, at the end of the day you'll still be known as:

Bob: Natasha who?
Tom: Natash Lyone, never heard of her? She's the one who threatened a dog with sexual assault
Bob: OMG, yes! I remember her! What a complete dumbass.

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