Taylor Swift Biography

It's time for another installment of Biography: The Ugly Truth, which unveiled the true origin of some celebrities who are famous for the true artists decided to give this farce long ago. Today we bring you the biography of Taylor Swift , the latest piece of plastic anorexic created by the music industry just realized that Britney expiration date approached and that not all surgeries could save the world Madonna to be a zombie .

The biography "official" (more false political promise) argues that Swift was born in 1989 in Pennsylvania and had the classic rise to fame (being discovered, finding success among legions of poor who do not understand that the girl is more awkward than a surgeon with Parkinson's, etc.), but Swift is actually a mixture of clone robot monkey circus created as the music industry laboratories Disney (doing work for other companies provided that they pay in blood of orphans).

It was so mixed a squirrel's face shaved, hair uncombed a horse, the bones of a model cocaine addict and glass eyes to go well before the flashes of the paparazzi. The result is another artist whose albums harmless Taylor Swift , Fearless and Speak Now they are more bland than ice cream and that at no time would appeal to any thinking person to buy them (fortunately for her and her accountant, most people think with feet).